No Peloton in the White House

Yahoo News reporting that Joe Biden will not be able to bring his Peloton bike to the White House, uh, tomorrow.

“If you really want that Peloton to be secure, you yank out the camera, you yank out the microphone, and you yank out the networking equipment … and you basically have a boring bike,” Kilger says. “You lose the shiny object and the attractiveness.”

Bring on the Russian hackers! Just think what Putin could do with Joe’s Pelo calorie burn data? Talk about being “compromised.”

But really, my main thought: Amtrak Joe has a Peloton? Go Joe!

In the meantime, I guess it’s back to the old school…